Flat Sarah

Stanley Lambchomp was a regular kid, until one night the bulletin board above his bed fell and flattened him in his sleep. Being the resourceful chap he is, Stanley took advantage of his new 2-dimensional form and now visits friends by being mailed in an envelope! Soon teachers across the world were using Stanley as an inspired assignment to incite letter writing and communication skills. Yay!

My life first intersected with the world of flat kids when my dad was sent a relative's project, Flat Amanda. I took her to Pike Place Market and other tourist traps. We talked. We hugged (carefully). We bonded. I showed her a good time (sorry dad). I was forever sold on flat kids.

As it often does, appreciation soon turned to jealousy. Why do kids get to have all of the fun? I want Clint Eastwood to take me to the Oscars! I want to go to Mexico, I want Samwise Gamgee to awkwardly cover my genitals, and I want to meet Jeff Fisher at what looks very much like a pizza hut!! So I'm asking you, friends, to help. Will you have fun and take pictures? Unlike Stanley I'm not stuck in 1995…I'm leapfrogging the envelopes and going straight to your printer. Print. Color. Cut. Have fun. And send me pictures! I'll post them. And cherish them.

P.S. Try to contain your jealousy regarding my crazy good, mind blowing drawing skills.