A Hodgepodge!
Or, a mishmash, a medley, a mélange.
I'm pissed I didn't come up with this. It's brilliant. They reference Teen Witch and use the word "boobatize". Brings back memories of 80's commercials with nylons and pumps, construction workers, and whistles. I have a suspicion that when I was little I secretly looked forward to to it (not realizing reality would replace harmless construction workers with the toothless and urine soaked). Wanting to grow up too fast was fun. Sort of like when you pretend the red crayon is lipstick. Or your m&ms are pills.
Speaks for itself. Best find ever.
Maybe not. This might be better. I was speechless. Someone else understands Phil. And thus, me.
Some things this week that sucked:
- The good thrift stores being packed with people looking for costumes. Look, you think that was hard? Try doing it everyday.
- Throwing away 3/4 of a loaf of bread because I couldn't eat it fast enough. Why don't they make half loaves? They could call it "Lonely Loaf".
- Wasting 94 minutes disproving my assumption that The Baby-Sitters Club movie must be good.
- Never having enough quarters for laundry. Ugh.
Some things this week that were awesome:
- Cookie dough.
- Forest Whitaker. Because Forest Whitaker is awesome every week.
