And now, in no particular order, the 10 best sandwiches of all time, ever. 

  • Cheese steak - Philly Fevre. Steak grilled with onions, topped with white American cheese. I think it's the only Philly cheese steak I've ever had. Only one I need to have. Rock the special sauces.
  • French Dip - Skeeter's Subs (R.I.P.). Roast beef on pillowy fresh white bread with swiss cheese and Au Jus. Because everything tastes better when you're skipping 4th (and 3rd and 6th) period. And at a place called Skeeter's.
  • Hot Turkey Sandwich - Shari's. Thick texas toast with moist turkey and hearty gravy served open faced a top stuffing. It's good enough for my dad so it's good enough for you. Don't be a snob, snob. 
  • Midnight Cuban - Paseo. Marinated and grilled cuban pork on a fresh toasted roll with cilantro, seasoned mayo (the ONLY time it's acceptable), lettuce, sauteed onions, and jalapenos. Holycubanhellllll.
  • The Sarah Special - Anywhere I am. Genereic processed wheat bread, generic turkey lunch meat, generic cheddar cheese (if you're feeling fiesty, you're allowed to add cheetos). Sauce of any kind prohibited. Consumed at least thrice weekly for about 2 decades, you can't go wrong.
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  • Sourdough Jack - Jack in the Box. Beef, tomato, swiss cheese and bacon between round, perfectly grilled sourdough bread (no mayo). Best at 3:45 AM. Is it bad when a flickr search for "sourdough jack" returns two of your own photos on the first page?
  • Grilled Cheese - Andy's Coffee Break Restaurant. Perfectly toasted grilled cheese with fresh out of the freezer crinkle cut fries, ketchup bottles that dependably produce the perfect fart noise, and an andes mint. Read the tidbits before going nextdoor to pick up a VHS at Discount Video.
  • Turkeymaster - Burgermaster. Deli-sliced Turkey, bacon, tomato, lettuce, swiss cheese (no mayo, OKAY?). It's usually hard not to get a burger, but turkeybaconyummmmmy! Fries in a cup, soda in styrofoam, dine in your car. Class since '52.
  • Ice cream sandwich - Diddy Riese. Ginormous slab of chocolate ice cream between two fresh chocolate chip cookies. Only $1.25. Only mad delicious.
  • Buford T. Justice - Honeyhole. "Tangy pulled pork sandwich with pineapple BBQ sauce and melted provolone on a toasted fresh French roll". Seriously...taste sensation. Slightly yummier than "The Gooch", but not as fun to say. Try it. Say it. "I love The Gooch at Honeyhole".
  • Torta de Lengua - Los Mejores. Terea bread bun, cow tongue, shredded lettuce, tomato slices, avocado, sourcream. Apply generous salsa verde, wash down with Jarritos mandarina. I hate you for being 228 miles away, taco truck.