By my ambidextrous friend Tanner:

Dinosaurs rule. They are big, mean, weird looking, and they were killed by a comet. I know so many random facts about dinosaurs that my brain power is now limited. I have no idea where I put my keys, and FYI, the skull of the pachycephalosaurus was eight inches thick. Dinosaurs are also proof that God exists, and that he/she/it/they has a flair for the dramatic. That's why every land animal larger than a cat was obliterated Michael Bay style. That's also why all the things people really want (like Oreo Blizzards, ten hour Xbox sessions, sex with strangers, and heroin) are so bad for them. Don't feel bad for the dinos, though. They ruled the world for 185 million years. I figure our reign will be much shorter before God hits the reset button on us. It won't be with a comet this time, though. Knowing God, it will either be zombies or an alien invasion. ”dinosaur